99

'why do people point at their wrist when they ask for the time, but they dont point to their crotch when they as for a bathroom?'
- unknown

98

if wylie coyote had all that money to buy acme stuff, why didnt he just buy dinner?

97

if its only 2% milk, whats the other 98% made of?

96

'are you living like a pioneer, honey?'
- diana