126

'you cant start a diet in the middle of the week, thats ridiculous.'
- charles barkley

125

'i object to being summarized. i choose every word i say very carfully.'
- mack

124

'the galaxy tastes like raspberries'
- larry

123

'cut down tree, hollow out tree, make oars, then row an oak, virginia.'
matthew theissen

122

'how does it feel to have your bones itemized?'
-brawny

121

'its a bit like comparing apples and speedboats.'
- craig

120

'you don't get that from the wind'
- david

119

'sit down to be small, stand up to be tall'
- jeffry lee

118

'stop being pesky, swipper no swipping!'
- tweets

117

'dont call me slowpoke, call me fastpoke!'
- bubba

116

'what does I.O.U. stand for?'
-roger

115

'i do'
- diana

114

'we'll probably go to grand haven to their boat and drive up and down the canal playing 'i'm in a boat'.'
- freddie

113

'i'll build a fire, but i'm not talking to the monkey while i'm at work'
- miranda

112

'you do love a good worry'
- mark

111

'you done wit dat?'
-aaron

110

'i haven't been there, but i saw a picture of your butt next to it'
- kelsey

108

'what are you going to be for halloween, aves?'
- jill
'panties'
- aves

107

'because there's nothing cooler than a sneaky button.'
- diana

106

'i dont listen to poll numbers, i count lawn signs. get ready, america, for president remax!'
stephen colbert