74

"i got me a hankerin' to pontificate."
juliana

73

"i played bean bag toss with my mother for like, two hours this afternoon."
rex

72

"im the fifth dentist."
Jeffry lee

71

"thats like asking a bum for a quarter!"
jeffry lee, with an assist from rexy

70

"There’re only six things you need if you want to snag a good woman: A guitar, chicken, wine, a car, running water, and some permanent markers. If you don’t have a guitar, a lute will do. You get those six things and you’re Don Juan, trust me."
creed

69

'human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
- douglas adams